{"id":7828,"date":"2018-05-30T10:13:50","date_gmt":"2018-05-30T13:13:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.portaldenoticias.net\/ffsantos\/?p=7828"},"modified":"2018-05-30T10:13:50","modified_gmt":"2018-05-30T13:13:50","slug":"controle-de-pressao-ou-precao","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/portaldenoticias.net\/ffsantos\/controle-de-pressao-ou-precao\/","title":{"rendered":"CONTROLE DE \u201cPRESS\u00c3O\u201d OU \u201cPRE\u00c7\u00c3O\u201d?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Eu tomo um rem\u00e9dio para controlar a press\u00e3o.<\/p>\n

Cada dia que vou comprar o dito cujo, o pre\u00e7o aumenta.<\/p>\n

Controlar a press\u00e3o \u00e9 mole. Quero ver \u00e9 controlar o ‘pre\u00e7\u00e3o.’<\/p>\n

T\u00f4 sofrendo de ‘pre\u00e7\u00e3o’ alto.<\/p>\n

O m\u00e9dico mandou cortar o sal. Comecei cortando o m\u00e9dico, j\u00e1 que a consulta era salgada demais.<\/p>\n

Para piorar, acho que t\u00f4 ficando meio esquizofr\u00eanico.<\/p>\n

S\u00e9rio!<\/p>\n

N\u00e3o sei mais o que \u00e9 real.<\/p>\n

Principalmente, quando abro a carteira ou pego extrato no banco.<\/p>\n

N\u00e3o tem mais um Real.<\/p>\n

Sem falar na minha esclerose precoce. Comecei a esquecer as coisas:<\/p>\n

Sabe aquele carro? Esquece!<\/p>\n

Aquela viagem? Esquece!<\/p>\n

Tudo o que o presidente prometeu? Esquece!<\/p>\n

Podem dizer que sou hipocondr\u00edaco, mas acho que t\u00f4 igual ao meu time: Nas \u00faltimas.<\/p>\n

Bem, e o que dizer do carioca? J\u00e1 nem liga mais pra bala perdida…<\/p>\n

Entra por um ouvido e sai pelo outro.<\/p>\n

Faz diferen\u00e7a…<\/p>\n

‘A diferen\u00e7a entre o Brasil e a Rep\u00fablica Checa \u00e9 que a Rep\u00fablica Checa tem o governo em Praga e o Brasil tem essa praga no governo’<\/p>\n

‘N\u00e3o tem nada pior do que ser hipocondr\u00edaco num pa\u00eds que n\u00e3o tem rem\u00e9dio’.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>LUIZ FERNANDO VER\u00cdSSIMO – Esse Ver\u00edssimo \u00e9 genial…<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Blog do Florisvaldo – Informa\u00e7\u00e3o Com Imparcialidade – 30\/05\/\/2018<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Eu tomo um rem\u00e9dio para controlar a press\u00e3o. Cada dia que vou comprar o dito cujo, o pre\u00e7o aumenta. Controlar a press\u00e3o \u00e9 mole. Quero ver \u00e9 controlar o ‘pre\u00e7\u00e3o.’ T\u00f4 sofrendo de ‘pre\u00e7\u00e3o’ alto. O m\u00e9dico mandou cortar o sal. Comecei cortando o m\u00e9dico, j\u00e1 que a consulta era salgada demais. Para piorar, acho<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":7830,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-brasil","category-opiniao"],"yoast_head":"\nCONTROLE DE \u201cPRESS\u00c3O\u201d OU \u201cPRE\u00c7\u00c3O\u201d? - Blog do Florisvaldo<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/portaldenoticias.net\/ffsantos\/controle-de-pressao-ou-precao\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"CONTROLE DE \u201cPRESS\u00c3O\u201d OU \u201cPRE\u00c7\u00c3O\u201d? - Blog do Florisvaldo\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Eu tomo um rem\u00e9dio para controlar a press\u00e3o. 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