{"id":20777,"date":"2025-06-26T11:31:12","date_gmt":"2025-06-26T14:31:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.portaldenoticias.net\/ffsantos\/?p=20777"},"modified":"2025-06-26T12:21:34","modified_gmt":"2025-06-26T15:21:34","slug":"voce-conhece-o-nordestino","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/portaldenoticias.net\/ffsantos\/voce-conhece-o-nordestino\/","title":{"rendered":"VOC\u00ca CONHECE O NORDESTINO?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"N<\/a>ordestino n\u00e3o fica solteiro, ele fica “solto na bagaceira”.<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o conserta, ele.\u00a0 “imenda”.<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o bate, ele ‘senta-le’ a m\u00e3o.<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o bebe um drink, ele “toma uma”.<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o \u00e9 sortudo, ele \u00e9 “cagado”. (kkkkkk).<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o corre, ele “d\u00e1 uma carreira”.<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o percebe, ele “d\u00e1 f\u00e9”. (a melhor de todas).<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o sai apressado, ele sai “desembestado”. (adoro essa palavra)<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o aperta, ele “arroxa” .<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o d\u00e1 volta, ele “arrudeia”. (a melhor do dicion\u00e1rio)<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o ouve barulho, ele ouve ” uma zuada”.<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o quebra algo, ele “tora”.<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o fica t\u00edmido, ele fica “encabulado”.<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o desconhece seus conterr\u00e2neos, ele pergunta “\u00e9 Fii de quem?”.<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o d\u00e1 bronca, d\u00e1 “car\u00e3o”.<\/p>\n

Nordestino quando n\u00e3o mora junto sem casar legalmente ele fica “amigado”.<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o \u00e9 mulherengo, ele \u00e9 “raparigueiro”.<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o se d\u00e1 mal, “se lasca todinho”.<\/p>\n

Nordestino quando se espanta n\u00e3o diz: – Xiiii! Ele diz: Oxe! Oxente!<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o briga, “Quebra o pau”.<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o fica bravo, fica “virado”.<\/p>\n

Nordestino n\u00e3o fica apaixonado, ele “arr\u00eaia os pneus”.<\/p>\n

Agora… eu que mandei isso pra tu.. V\u00ea se repassa pros nordestinos tudim…!<\/p>\n

#Orgulhodesernordestino Essa \u00e9 nossa L\u00edngua Portuguesa!!!<\/p>\n

Simples, assim!<\/p>\n

Autor: Desconhecido \u2013 Colabora\u00e7\u00e3o: Agenor Santos<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Blog do Florisvaldo – Informa\u00e7\u00e3o Com Imparcialidade<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nordestino n\u00e3o fica solteiro, ele fica “solto na bagaceira”. Nordestino n\u00e3o conserta, ele.\u00a0 “imenda”. Nordestino n\u00e3o bate, ele ‘senta-le’ a m\u00e3o. Nordestino n\u00e3o bebe um drink, ele “toma uma”. Nordestino n\u00e3o \u00e9 sortudo, ele \u00e9 “cagado”. (kkkkkk). Nordestino n\u00e3o corre, ele “d\u00e1 uma carreira”. Nordestino n\u00e3o percebe, ele “d\u00e1 f\u00e9”. (a melhor de todas). Nordestino<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":20778,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,1,3],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-20777","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-brasil","8":"category-destaques","9":"category-ultimasnoticias"},"yoast_head":"\nVOC\u00ca CONHECE O NORDESTINO? - Blog do Florisvaldo<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/portaldenoticias.net\/ffsantos\/voce-conhece-o-nordestino\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"pt_BR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"VOC\u00ca CONHECE O NORDESTINO? - Blog do Florisvaldo\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Nordestino n\u00e3o fica solteiro, ele fica “solto na bagaceira”. 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